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I’ll be honest: I have no idea who Dan and Phil actually are. I like Patrick a fair bit as a musician and a vocalist and I think he deserves better.

Anyway, the 21 Pilots guys! Why can’t anyone ever write RPF about… you know, good bands? Where’s the Neutral Milk Hotel RPF? The Simon/Garfunkel fic? The wild secret baby conspiracy theories about Corin Tucker and Carrie Brownstein? Come on, people.Ĩ4. By Peyton law, RPF ranks above queerbaiting, petty personal grudges, and morally objectionable stuff, but below everything else. Dean Winchester & Sam Winchester, platonically – Supernatural Sherlock Holmes & John Watson, platonically – SherlockĨ6. Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes, platonically – Captain AmericaĨ7. Dean Winchester & Castiel, platonically – SupernaturalĨ8. They seem nice enough, but I just can’t get past the Cassandra Claire factor. Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood – Shadowhunters Does this mean that Churchill and FDR are fucking?ĩ0. Will seems like a nice fellow and deserves a gentle soul who loves dogs and long walks on sandy beaches and refrains from consuming human flesh. The game’s afoot: follow your spirit, and upon this charge cry, “I don’t dye my hair, dude!”ĩ2. I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips, straining upon the start. And you, good yeoman, whose limbs were made in 2×04: Duets, show us here the mettle of your pasture let us swear that you are worth your breeding which I doubt not for there is none of you so mean and base, that hath not noble lustre in your eyes.

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Be copy now to men of grosser blood, and teach them how to war. Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof! Fathers that, like so many Alexanders, have in these parts from morn till even fought and sheathed their swords for lack of argument: dishonour not your mothers now attest that those whom you call’d fathers did beget you.

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Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide, hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit to his full height. In peace there’s nothing so becomes a man as modest stillness and humility: but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with hard-favour’d rage then lend the eye a terrible aspect let pry through the portage of the head like the brass cannon let the brow o’erwhelm it as fearfully as doth a galled rock o’erhang and jutty his confounded base, swill’d with the wild and wasteful ocean. Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more or close up the wall with our Evans dead. My blood pressure would be spiking like crazy right now if I weren’t listening to some calm Jeff Tweedy to shelter me through the early portion of this list, which ends… here, as we transition out of the Moral Objections Zone and into the Land of Petty Personal Grudges. Rory/Dean is bad Sam/Dean is also bad, but for very different reasons. Wait, I just realized Jared Padalecki plays a guy named Dean on Gilmore Girls. Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester – Supernatural Oh, shit! I just googled “mac always sunny thor” and this came up.

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Maybe Mac from Always Sunny? Mac would treat Thor right. Tom Hiddleston is weird-looking enough on a good day, let alone with that stringy wig and the weird helmet. I just feel like… Thor can do better? Thor’s a beefcake. I googled the names and shouted, “Oh, come on!” out loud. Harry Hart/Gary Unwin – Kingsman: The Secret Service I’m only three in and I’m already exhausted.ĩ7. Harry Potter/Severus Snape – Harry Potter There are so many age-appropriate BF and GF options for Stiles. Look, I’m just getting all the really heinous shit out of the way up top. Peter Hale/Stiles Stilinski – Teen Wolfĭon’t know much about this show but my understanding – confirmed by a Google search of the parties in question – is that Peter Hale is the creepy middle-aged villain dude and Stiles is a baby-faced teenager who wears a lot of flannel. They both have perfectly good, entirely age-appropriate boyfriends right there. All the time and energy poured into this nonsense that could have gone to Erwin/Levi? Or Eren/Armin? It is, frankly, tragic to contemplate.ĩ9. I mean, first off, Levi is like, thirty, and Eren is fourteen or something. NOTE: Views expressed herein are my own and may not reflect the opinions of the rest of The Niche’s editorial staff.ĪDDITIONAL NOTE: Trigger warnings for CSA, rape, and incest. I will now proceed to rank them all, one by one, often with no understanding of the original canons whatsoever. Now, a lot of these came as surprises to me – apparently, people actually… write fanfiction about straight couples? But, for the most part, we’re dealing with the old fandom classics, the standards, your Kirkspocks, your Johnlocks, your Johndaves. I’m not going to bother with much preamble, because we all know what AO3 is and we all know why we’re here: to rank and categorize all 100 of the most popular ships on the website.

Let brave words be spoken ao3 once upon a time